A time, not so long ago, the great British public was struck with a shortage of chicken…

That lasted 24 hours, and only in one chain of restaurants…

Seriously, this was blown out of proportion and was a pretty stupid thing to worry about.

An inconvenience? Yeah, I see that. But really… It’s not like we’re in a drought, suffering from a lack of all food, or having a lack of access to housing…

But, that doesn’t mean that Britain was going to be reasonable!

For example…

Like, I’m not sure about you… But there are plenty of other places to get Fried Chicken that tastes pretty much the same!

But seriously, why was this so dramatic? How was this any kind of an emergency?

“I had to go to burger king!” Whoopdido! You’re getting the same takeaway shit as you would from KFC… It’s still a fatty takeaway, what’s the problem?

There are some real issues with the world if they think this is a more important issue than sexual assaults, mass shootings, and general genocide…

I think Britain needs to wake up from their slumber…