Because Lemons and Oranges are totally the same thing?
Made by “actual blue nuns”? Are these nuns from the planet pandora from the film avatar? Silly Tesco
So…. If 6 cost £1…. Why does 12 cost £4? Silly Walmart!
Long Yellow Thing? I found this under a Cartoon sexual innuendo… It was funny… Silly Spongebob
Apparently “Fresh Vegetables”, in one East Asian language, translates to “Fuck Vegetables” in English… Wow…. Nice!
Well done Sainsbury’s on making “Innocents juice” sound like children’s tears!
Tesco, why do we want to eat a welsh lady’s ASS fudge???
Well done on such a perfect advert, Foods Co! I predict that the states in which have banned Porn was not happy when this happened!
Thanks for the warning, Tesco! No Vineyards Soave wine for Superman, he can’t drink kryptonite!
Supermarket, stop! Not all students drink alcohol! Some of them are easily fouled by vimto….
Comma’s would have saved this board… However, this aisle is clearly for Alcoholic parents.
Morrisons display one range of items in the correct order…. And its probably the unluckiest!
Such a saving! You have to pay an extra $0.70!
Another Beautiful Saving…. of $0.10!
Which ever store did this should be punished…. Passover… Jewish people don’t eat bacon!
“Save $1!” Really? If the original price was $8.00 and the new price is $7.50…. How is $1 equal to $0.50? Really?
Store owner, you need to learn how to count! Count the days with me! 1. Monday 2. Tuesday 3. Wednesday 4. Thursday 5. Friday 6. Saturday 7. Sunday 8. What The Fuck Day. See? There’s 8 days, not 9. Just like the planets in the solar system.
Tesco…. Can I buy a crate of your “Bitter Clown Tears” please? I love the taste of depressed people’s tears.
Flap Meat? Really? Helicopter Dick much?